Exist, oh ye Dog!
The Word is my german shepard, he shall not pant.
He maketh me clean up what he does in green pastures.
He cleans his bowl and walks me on paths of scents for his marking's sake.
Yeah though we walk through the valley of the shadow of bloggers, we would hear no other. You are there, your pen and your writing, they complete me.
You asketh baubles of questions in the presence of my foibles. You point me to coffee. My cup runneth over.
Surely dog chow and walks will follow me all the days of my life, and we will smell in the house with Word, forever.
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In the beginning there was only yellow snow. Nobody knew why because there was nobody to wonder why. There was only yellow snow! I already said that. Now pay attention.
On the first day Dog created a little something in the yard that one of the kids had to pick up with a shovel. Where did the kid and the shovel come from? They mysteriously and mystically appeared in a puff of white smoke making a "POOF" sound.
On the second day Dog created a dish with two halves. One for food and one for water. These are known as the Sun and Moon.
On the third day Dog created a leash and asked to go for a walk. That's where the kid comes in again. (convenient huh?)
On the fourth day Dog created smaller mammals to chase. They were created in a multitude of varieties to prevent boredom.
On the fifth day Dog created larger mammals so their large poop could be rolled around in and also some small slimy creatures that make good rolling around material.
On the sixth day Dog created mud puddles providing both drinking water and mud.
On the SEVENTH day there was a long nap with legs kicking and eyes twitching. After the nap there was some left over pork chops and gravy, a trip to the park and the appearance of another dog to hump. What luck! No more leg humping!
Everything else happened after that.
Greenalgae 1:1-23
You two crack me up! Thanks for the laugh.
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